- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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