- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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