- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

your mom was so fat that she died.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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