Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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how much fish could a chicken

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A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

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How was Charles Manson able to get women to kill for him? Because he was charismatic and intelligent.

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There's a white guy and a black guy, on a bridge. Of corse the idiot white guy jumps off. But the black guy yells, I NEVER LIKED U!!!!! Later that day the police showed up and asked wat happened. The black guy said, U GOT NO EVIDENCE!!! The police say true and walk away. Then go to Dunkin Donuts and get a triple chocolate donnut and coffee. They lived happily ever after. Except for the white guy. :)

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What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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im telling maguire

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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