A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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