- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

Actually it was me Josh brown

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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