An Asian with a big dick.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

one stop shop

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Adam Chebali is awesome

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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