- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

call me maybe.

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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