- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

What rhymes with milk...milf

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

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