Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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a man was shot.... he died

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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