- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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