- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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