How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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