- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

ask me if im a door yes

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. Boom (\ _ /) (x . x)

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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