- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

what is red and smells like paint red paint

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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