Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

Justin Bieber

Sarah Jessica Parker

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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