Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

child labor

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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