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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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