- Anti Joke

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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two scientists line up a frog at a line and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off one front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off the other front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off a rear leg and tell it to jump it jumps 2 feet they cut off its last leg and tell it to jump it doesn't move they tell it to jump again it doesn't move the scientists come to a conclusion: frogs with no legs...cant hear

Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead