- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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