why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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