- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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