- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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