- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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