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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

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