- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

9/11 my birthday

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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