- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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