What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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