A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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