- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Barack Obama.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Death by kayak

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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