Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

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why dont they make black forks

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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