What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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