- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Your mom.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Knock Knock Who's there

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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