- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

What is my name? I dont know

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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