- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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