What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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