- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Waseem is a hard worker.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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