How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

My dog barks when someones at the door.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

why do mexicans get made fun of

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

The New York Giants

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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