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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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