- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Grace Ackerson

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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