- Anti Joke

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

There once was this guy and he fell down

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.