Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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