- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

Whats worse than suicide? death

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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