Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

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Racial equality.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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SHUT UP JP

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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