- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

What is 9+10? 19

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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