My spelling is horrible

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

you will like this because i am black.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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