- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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