What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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