- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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