- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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