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A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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hard cheese

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!