- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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