#Getweird

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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What do I hate? people

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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Yeah sure, you have "absolutely... ...No... ...Reason..." to... Fucking... use... This... place... at... all... But you seem to be here all the fucking time, what fucking sense does that make? That is not the matter at all fagface! Your fucking goons assaulting me because "I stole one of your aliases?" I was born Nero and will die fucking Nero, not Nerometal, not Nero of Neronism, just Nero your friendly rapist! Yeah Ill give you my fucking social info, so you... and... your... excessive... use... of... this shit... can... send... your ...fucking assholes to finish the job! Listen bitch! I am a writer! And your faggots stabbed off like half of my eyeball! I don't give a damn about this site, I want your fucking assholes to stop seeking me out in person! Hell, give me your social info, so we can "make a fucking settlement" Where I break off your head and shit down your neck!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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