What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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