- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Justin with a hat.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

Please ignore this statement.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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