- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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