- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

I wrote a funny joke.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

9/11 my birthday

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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