Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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here's a joke... the american education society

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

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Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

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"How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door." "How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door." "The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which one?" "The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator." "There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat." "You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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