Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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