what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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Communism hehe xd

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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