what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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Lololol

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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