If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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poo

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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autistic kids rock

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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A woman walks into a bar.

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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