- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

your mama so old, shes dead.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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