- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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