Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Antijokes...

A man walks into a bar. Ow

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

What do you call two dog? dogs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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