What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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american idol

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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What's just not right? Left

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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