- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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