- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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