Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

hashtags suck balls

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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