- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Gordon Brown smiles.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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