- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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