- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

an american walks out of a strip club.

This isn't funny.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

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