What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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