Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

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Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

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A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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