What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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