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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

What's worse than this That :(

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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