- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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