What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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guess what what ...

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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