- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

How old is victor? Half past dead

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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