What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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i like turtles

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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