- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

womens rights.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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