What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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womens rights

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

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were at work systems r down

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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- Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - KGB wh........... *slap* - vwe vwill ask the questions!!!!!!! - Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - Mom the KGB is here again....... - i dont care just answer the damn door - 5 seconds later nobody answers the door....... u here a crash and all of a sudden big men run in with guns - one comes over and slaps the mother while he continues to say " the KGB vwill vwait for no one!!!!!" - every body in the house is shot and and the KGB goees on to tlive normal lives........ for the KGB

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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