What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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