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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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