Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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