- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

pull my finger (farts)

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

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