A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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