Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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