Leave. Now.

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

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Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

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what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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