- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

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