- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

why did the blue berry cross the road

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence