- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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