- Anti Joke

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

SHUT UP JP

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.