- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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