What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

I have an idea! You leave.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

race-car = rac-ecar

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

So FDR walks into a bar.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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