- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

What do we call Osama? Osama

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs (_ |____| O O -

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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