What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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