What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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