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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

knock knock whos there open open who the door

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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