- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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