- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

I'm Polish.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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