How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

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A man walks into a bar and at the bar he sees this guy with a blue head. He asks the man with the blue head if he can buy him a drink. The man with the blue head says "sure... you want to know about the blue head don't you?" "Yes i do" "Okay it all starts with a genie, he gave me 3 wishes, the first wish was to have a beautiful wife and a house to put her in, the second wish was for a ton of money, and the third wish was for a blue head."

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Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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