A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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read me write me

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

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a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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black chicken. kfc

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