Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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Obama lin Baden.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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