let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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PICKLES

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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Anti Joke

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