- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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