Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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This is an anti-joke.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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