What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

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Barack Obama, Mother Teresa and Stephen Hawkings had race. Who won? Barack Obama. This deduction can be made as Stephen Hawking is severely disabled by a motor neurone disease known as amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. Henceforth, he has very limited control over the majority of his body and is confined to a electric wheel chair. Thus, he could not participate competitively in the race. Moreover, Mother Teresa is dead. This unfortunate occurrence was caused by several myocardial infarctions in combination with pneumonia. Regardless of this, Mother Teresa's meek and frail build would slower her speed considerably; in comparison to Barack Obama's relatively athletic and robust frame. Nonetheless, President Obama is a smoker. Therefore, he may experience symptoms associated with emphysema during the race, causing him to retire. As such no-one would finish the race, leaving the spectators feeling very disappointed and empty.

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. Why did Sally fall of the swings? She had no arms. Why didn't Jimmy help her up? Jimmy is a fish. There's a guy with no arms and no legs who loves to swim. What's his name? Bob. Ya know Bob's twin brother is in the same condition. He loves to play in the leaves. And what's his name? Russell. Why couldn't Sally swing on the swing? She had no arms. What did the girls mom tell her to do before she went to bed? Go to bed. How do you wake up Will Ferrell? You set his alarm clock to a reasonable hour. What did the fat man who had his car stolen tell the police? Someone stole my car.

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A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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