- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What is green and slow Grass.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

. . I am a whale

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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