- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

No your aunties a joke

what kind of dog can tiptoe

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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