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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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