Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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