how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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You are joking right?

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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jd and zach loves vigina

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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