Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

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How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

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What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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whats black? the colour

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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