- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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