What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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batman farted so hes retarded

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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angelo snyder is not ga

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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