What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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