- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Pain Olympics.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Justin Beiber is a good singer

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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