Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

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Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

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Why was Mr. Smith always so sad at the block party? His uncle molested him as a child, when he was 10 he finally told his mother. His mother and father later fought if they should tell the police, the mother wanted him to go to jail, and the dad didn't want to ruin his family because the uncle was his brother, and the uncle had children. Right before his mother would call the police his father stabbed her in the back, mr smith saw what happened. Him and his father hid his mothers body and mr smith"s dad told him if he tells anyone about this he will kill him. Years later when mr smith was 13 he went on drugs to ease the pain, he later became an addict, and dropped out of school. He know suffers from depression and has killed all 3 of his wives. He is wanted in many middle eastern countries. So when ever he goes to sleep he has the same dream were him mom offers him pot and right before he gets it his dad stabs her in the back. So know mr smith is sad at the block party because he will kill himself later tonight.

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How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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