Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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