I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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