- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

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