-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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