What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

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Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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Why was the Irish Cop happy to see the Mexican family killed in a accident? Because the Lopez family were a family known for generosity and selflessness. It came as no surprise to anyone who knew Steven Lopez and his beloved family that they were all organ donors and not only that but Shelly Lopez, Steven's oldest daughter had blood type O negative (the universal donor). Officer McO'Brianiganly's wife is dying in the hospital in need of a kidney transplant, doctors have given her just weeks to live. Now, thanks to unfortunate events for la familia Lopez., Officer McO'Brianiganly and his wife can live a long happy life together, just as they always imagined.

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Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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A dancer walks into a barre

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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