- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Lindsay Lohan

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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