Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

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Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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