one stop shop

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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