Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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