What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

Colin is gay but toasters are not

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

one stop shop

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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