What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Anti Joke

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