What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

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Choir.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

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whats 1 + 1? 2

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What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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