- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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