What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

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Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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rent a cops

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Where's my baby??

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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