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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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