- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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