Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

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What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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Could not care less if he is jealous, too busy living it up, anyways thanks for notifying me, and guys, I know I could call up the office and tell you all that you wont get paid if you remain reading my comments, I might not be leading by example today, but I suggest you get back to work, as for the case whose name we do not reveal here, my part is done, yes I know, you can find it under cabinet C in my office, the thick file with the color pictures (the only one with color pictures) And that is why I am taking a break, now please get back to work, as I said I could just call down at every damn office room, but that would be unfair for those that are not on horsecrap network. Thanks people, keep the flag flying. Nero your overlord Fuck formalities, im not at work today.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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Whats green? The color green.

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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