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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Here come the elephants over the hill!

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