If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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My mom

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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a man about 65 years old is tired with his life. he begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. whil on his way to commit suicide, he comes across a man with a magicul offer. the magical man is offering to grant him the power to fly. although, the magical man wants something in return. the 65 year old man, says to himself, "i have nothing to lose". so he gives the magical man all his money and possesions he has with him. with a flick of his wrist, the magical man says, "ok, you have now been granted the power to fly". the 65 year old man, overjoyed of how he has the ability to fly runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. too bad the magical man was really male prostitute broke out of money and tricked the 65 year old man into beleiving that he had magical powers to grant him the power to fly. the 65 yeard old man died from impact and the male prostitute walked away with a wallet full of money.

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ok there is 3 people and the white kid says "bet i got a better dick than all of you" he pulls it out and then the mexican says "nope got you beat" and then the black guy says "nope got all you beat look" and then the mexican and white guys say "its because your black" so the black guy goes home and tells his mom wht happen and ask " is it true mines bigger because im black?" she said " no it bc your 23"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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Whats two plus two Four!

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