Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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Equal rights!

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

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Anti Joke

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