- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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