- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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