Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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