If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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drugs.

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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