- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Women's Rights.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

These jokes don't have punchlines.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

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