- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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