Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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