What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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drugs.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

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Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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