- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

13 =B you just learned something

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??