- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Get up Look in the mirror

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Gustavo Andrade

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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