- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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