when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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