- Anti Joke

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

I violate everyone that do not thumb me green, and vi0late the children, the parents, and the person of those that thumb me red... Its not about the sex, its about the domination... You might even like it...Your kids? Not so much... Well sometimes... Green thumb me, and I will... Meh, then you are awesome... friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Subscribe below, address tracker activated... LETS GO!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

What is life? Paul.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you