- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

360 NO SCOPE

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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