Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

i wonder who made this website? a human

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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