- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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