how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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