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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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