- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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