why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Im taking a shit right now.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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