how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

civil rights

Actually it was me Josh brown

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Boxing on Boxing Day

whats a joke

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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