Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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A gay man watches football.

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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